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Author:  Kamil [ Fri Jul 12, 2013 11:40 pm ]
Post subject:  It turns out I suck at my job

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I don't know exactly what I did wrong; I was told to clean up, but when I tried this happened.

(Edited so the image isn't ridiculously massive, it links to the full resolution version though)

Author:  Kamil [ Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:37 am ]
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Ummm.... No sir, I wasn't trying to make a wall of biohazard containers in order to hide the mess, not that at all. It's just the... cleaning solution is really... corrosive. And has fumes. You'd better stay away from here for a while. In fact, maybe you shouldn't come here ever, it's pretty brutal stuff and you can't be too careful.

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Yes, there was all that blood on the ceiling last time you checked. What, you think I got blood absolutely everywhere instead of cleaning it? I'm not THAT incompetent. It definitely wasn't on purpose either, I've only got the best interests of.... uh... this company at heart. We are a company right? Not like, a government agency or something?

Author:  Braethias [ Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:42 am ]
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oh god i laughed so hard i started choking. I was expecting like an actual topic, but... I saw the first image and was like 'what. how is it EVERYWHERE?!'

Author:  Kamil [ Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:05 am ]
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Braethias wrote:
oh god i laughed so hard i started choking. I was expecting like an actual topic, but... I saw the first image and was like 'what. how is it EVERYWHERE?!'


I'm sure it's because I'm just that skilled. Not incompetence.

Or maybe it was aliens again. Different ones. These guys just kept running into the room and exploding. No idea how they evolved like that, but it's surely a better explanation than me completely forgetting that my mop was covered in blood when I set out to clean every nook and cranny...

Author:  ShadowBlade [ Sat Jul 13, 2013 4:45 am ]
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Ahahahaha! I love it :D

Author:  Kamil [ Sat Jul 13, 2013 2:45 pm ]
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In addition to being great at my job (not bad at it), I'm also extremely well armed!

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Author:  Baryonyx [ Sat Jul 13, 2013 3:27 pm ]
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The game should get an achievement for covering large areas in blood. And the name fot that achievement should be something with Kamil in it.

Author:  Black Eagle [ Sun Jul 14, 2013 10:07 am ]
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Well armed...hahaha, what a mess. Awesome! :D

Author:  Kamil [ Sun Jul 14, 2013 12:53 pm ]
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Uh... Just a heads up, I-

I mean, uh... DAN. DAN did something.

I think it's probably going to create a portal to another dimension and bring another alien invasion. Not that I know from experience, it just... seems like the sort of thing that would happen.

Remember, I'm great at my job.

But fire Dan. I'm pretty sure he did this. And also took my parking spot that one time, but that's completely unrelated.

Author:  Black Eagle [ Sun Jul 14, 2013 2:39 pm ]
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Oh no, you've awoken the angry spirits on the space-station, you're definitely getting fired for this, you've blamed Dan too many times. :?

Take small comfort in knowing that your colleague is almost certain to be found dead within a day. ;)

Author:  Braethias [ Sun Jul 14, 2013 5:06 pm ]
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I didn't do that. D:

... and I don't even drive. I didn't take your spot! I swear!

Baseless accusations!

Author:  Kamil [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:29 pm ]
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Oh no, I have failed at my sacred duty!
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What? Cleaning? That doesn't sound like me. It was probably Dan's job.

Author:  Captain Xavious [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:33 pm ]
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Those buckets are not stacked nearly well enough.

Author:  KDStudios [ Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:34 pm ]
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As people seem to be enjoying themselves in their work.
I think it's time I showed my fantastic first day on the job.

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Also this is what happened 1 second after I took that screenshot of the guy on the wall :P
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Would have shrunk the images but I'm an idiot and didn't think of that :(
SORRY!

Author:  Buglish [ Sat Jul 27, 2013 3:08 am ]
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I was trying to see how many I can get out. Seems there is no limit ;D

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http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=164050572

Author:  kirbycrazy33 [ Sun Jul 28, 2013 7:33 pm ]
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ermahgerd I laughed so hard

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