Attention all sanitation workers! New info can now be found on the headquarters notice board.
Be sure to check it out, your participation in this matter is mandatory, failure to view it will result in immediate "employee reshuffling".
Sanitation Board
Also, the next person found to have used the message board pins for office pranks will find themselves assigned to a permanent posting on the experimental Zero-G therapy station without nausea supplements.
Thank you, that is all - Your overlord and master of mops (Bobby B. Bobson).