In case you missed today's notice board notice upon the notice wall in the room of notices, here is a progress report about where the company seeks to send its workers to die...oh, I mean clean!
Notice-Board notice you should notice
I regret to inform you that reading of the noticeable notice is MANDATORY, and those who seek a departure from protocol shall also find their jobs, possessions(living and otherwise), and organs taking a similar departure.
Thank you, and have a pleasant day...or if you've not noticed the notice, have a last pleasant sensation.
