Lol the doorknob idea is rather comical..
PLAYER: Knock Knock
Xan: Whos there ?
PLAYER: Doorknob! *WHACK!!*
What next door hinges?

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Malcolm was knocked out by Bjossi."

@ any Dutch people 'round: "Hoor wie klopt daar kinderen, hoor wie klopt daar kinderen?"

"Hear who knocks there children, hear who knocks there childeren?" part of an old Sinterklaas song. Sinteklaas is the name of a North-European festival wich is especially popular in Hulland and was the inspiration for Santaclause.



Btw, I got a nice (but rather jackass) idea for the molotovs: crack someones skull with one instead of throwing it,
dumping 90% of it's payload on the poor victim and also hurting the user. Could be sooo funny!

Hmmm.

Calthrops.

Sack of ball berings for throwing.

Spray paint can with lighter. Lots O flame.

Razor bomerang AKA Mad Max.

Rusty Chandiler on a chain. Ohh sharp glass bits

Odd Jobs top hat from GOldfinger.

Auto Fender sheild.

I want somethings Girls use weapons too .. like
Stew Pot
Hand glass(mirror)
Hand bag .. (old one)
Beaultifull Umbrella ..
body part of Mannequin
High Heels

It fit's the description "junk" allready, but I think we shouldn't overdo it. Damn I love saying discriminating things about women and their usual stereotypical women's stuff.

Yes, I AM a jerk.

Sue me.

Ok, now for being serious: are you serious? I don't really think that's fith for a mod like this. On the other hand, If you'd have said:

Frying Pan
Concrete Slab
(Smelly old) sock filled with sand
Umbrella with barbed wire instead of cloth (only thing I could think of)
Prothesis
Metal-shod, spiked army boots

in stead of:

Stew Pot
Hand glass(mirror)
Hand bag .. (old one)
Beaultifull Umbrella ..
body part of Mannequin
High Heels

It might've been better ideas.

Btw, I DO respect your opinion, I just don't share it.

Why not those metal suitcases? or (if this is ever possible) a large fan? And the fan lid can be a shield?? Or even an air purifier mechanism (SHARPER IMAGE?) to use so u can whack someone's head with it?

Oh, and I just had an idea. Why not a old soda bottle with dry ice with it with a bottle of hot water? when you attack, you fill in the soda bottle with hot water (with the dry ice), seal it up, and throw it at your enemies? I heard that in real life, that thing could cause some nasty explosions.

And a fly swatter or even electrical ones from China! You could shock people with it!! And maybe some large plastic toy figures (plastic dinos, plastic dragons, bla bla bla). Hold them by the tail and whack them. Hehehehe.

Oh I'm overdoing myself

Buffy, That is actually pretty okay, but beautiful umbrellas might not fit.

If RS makes it look like its been in the trash for years, it'd look perfect.

The "edit" button is your friend. (upper right corner, middle symbol)

some really WIERD stuff

No comment.

Other than the fact that you all disturb me. Keep it up.

how about miscelanious vases and other glassware to throw at people?
maybe some sort of random electronic appliance that you can swing around by the cord to hit some one?
a desk lamp would be fun, too.
An old weed whacker would be fun, too, even if it doesn't work, just hit someone over the head with it.
And how about a heavy book?

For shields, a suitcase, a pan lid, or maybe a tv tray.

Forgot to mention, a cattle prod. Also, a keybeoard would be a fun weapon, in my opinion.
"You just got home-rowed!"

Also, some various lawn chairs/lawn decorations would be awesome, too. Imagine killing some one with a garden gnome or a pink flamingo...
Man, I can already see it... a killing spree with a garden gnome...
"Xan was brutally mauled by a garden gnome."

Ha a garden gnome that would be just great to see.

This is just getting amazing, so many odd ideas.

I'm with Ugly on the gnome.

The rest of those ideas are. . .significatly less hilarious. Except maybe the weed whacker.

Don't know could be fun waking someone with a electric iron though.Or perhaps a chandelier or speakers.
Just immagine "Xan got deafend by a 50 Watt Speaker.

or a small stick to poke emm in the eye?

Well, the garden gnome idea didn't hit me until a while later. I just thought the other weapons might be fun, but the garden gnome... that would be awesome!

so the garden gnome should look like the gnome in your advatar?

Don't really care. So long as it looks like a gnome with a pointy hat, it'd be good. Although an evil looking one would be cool...

Like this?

Garden gnomes are invading our planet!

yeah.. gnomes.. u guys

I'll shoot your post instead.

Done.

...that's... weird... creepy, too!

It works the mythbusters did it thats why you need to be 18 to buy dry ice

Always wondered about that rule.

Heh. My dad did that a couple of time... him and some friends even developed a time delayed one, so it would go off in say, half an hour. It's pretty funny.

Gotta love dry ice.