Next it will be flyswatters and wiffle balls

Yummy.

Okay, here we go. These are a lot of ideas for junk wars that me and my brother thought up (mainly my brother). I realize that many of these suggestions are probably already suggested somewhere, I might've even said some of them myself, but I'm just going to say them anyways, only I'm going to categorize them by type of weapon, i.e. heavy two-handed weapons like the steel mace, or one haded weapons like the machete.

Also, I got ideas for two new types of weapons which would probably require new animations, a small bludgeoning object like a rock, and a two handed object that would generally be flatter and held on opposite sides, and would also probably make a decent shield, too, like the much discussed flat screen tv.

One handed weapons (example: machete or hand-axe)

Plastic lightsaber (who hasn't thought about hitting their younger brother with one of these? ) stapler, hand shovel, plunger, toilet brush, steering wheel, paper cutter blade (ok, so that might be a rip-off of the punisher movie, but i like it), meat hook, megaphone, ruler, kama, sickle, umbrella, dead fish, cast-iron skillet

Thrown weapons (example: screwdriver and spanner)

Chopsticks, pen/pencil, forks, spoons, and other silverware/kitchen utensils, horse shoes, chef's knife (you know, the knife from Psycho?), tuning fork, various surgical/medical equipment

Breakable thrown weapons (example: beer bottle and light bulb)

Vinyl records, china plates, vases

Smal blunt object (maybe make them throwable, too, example: brick and rock)

Brick, snow globe, magic 8 ball (I can imagine the death messages already), garden gnome, unopened soup can, medium sized rock

Heavy two handed weapons (example: steel mace and sledge hammer)

Anchor to a small ship, shovel

Light two handed wepons (example: crude wooden stick and scythe)

Cue stick, mop, rake, croquet mallet (i think I killed that word), aluminum baseball bat (I know there already is a baseball bat, but I like the sound better on an aluminum one ), oar to a small boat

Flat, two-handed weapons (example: flat screen tv and brief case)

Flat screen tv, large book, brief case, tv tray, keyboard, plank of wood

Well, there we go. That should be plenty of ideas from me for a while.

I'm not so sure you have the teeth required.

South African bread!! now thats deadly

speaking of which, i've found hair, plastic things, stones, rice and other bits of crap in out bread here (SICK!)

how about we use old weapons like the claymore,
short sword ,morning star battle staff, javelin
these melee weapons may be old but they pack a punch