Well, I was bored, so I decided to actually submit some pics...Me and my best friend both have a tendency to be random...and he tells me, "You make video games retarded!" You can take any game, no matter how serious, and if I play it, I'll pervert it into a silly retarded masterpiece. I think it's a gift from god. :silly:

Anyhow, big thanks to Redshift for giving me the URL for Zeitkind, cuz all four of these are from that map. I should have more in the future.


Stupid Diva...shot me in head with sniper rifle. Her and that light pole must have a relationship, cuz look what happened.
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j206/ ... t00000.jpg

It took me a while to kill that thing my crosshairs are pointed at with that machine gun.
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j206/ ... t00002.jpg

I now hate Renegade...I jumped into the water thinking, "Wouldn't it be odd if I found someone down here?" Guess what. I saw a bit of muzzle flash, a glimpse of a figure in the pipe, and I got blasted 10 feet back by trying to talk to the business end of his shotty. God damn, son of a ***** robot.
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j206/ ... t00003.jpg

And one of my favorites...
Skittles, bleed the rainbow.
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j206/ ... t00004.jpg

Hope you like.

DAM IT. Sorry they small...Any help on what to do?

Post edited by: Dracone, at: 2006/05/19 03:32

Dracone wrote:

try converting the screenshot into jpegs (.jpg) before submitting them. if you keep them as their regular bitmap (.bmp) they will be over 1MB and photobucket resizes all pictures over 1MB in size. converting them jpegs will make them about 40kb. to convert them, first open the screenshot file with in 'paint' then click 'save as...' and change the 'save as type' into JPEG and save.

www.irfanview.com
The best freeware image editing program out there.

k0rupt3d1 wrote:


They are JPEG. I dunno why they so small now.

Try uploading them again with imageshack and check the resolution its going to upload with!

Redshift you're a perv to think naked women or almost naked women fit ballistic

I wish I had a screenshot of this...... But I don't.

I used the SMG and Iron Sighted. There were two guys in front of me chasing each other. I spray for a few seconds, and they were on the ground in a messy puddle of blood. I did that to everyone, and it seems strange that they're heads fly off all the time when I do that.....

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They only fit Ballistic if they are spectators.

Yeah... Like.... GO MALCOLM! A naked woman cheers him on as he takes his MRT-6 shotgun and blows Gorge's head off.

R U kidding?? Scantily clad women and badass guns go together like crackle & pop! Sex and violence, don't get much better than that...

Or cute faces wearing thin armor suit.

is it me or is it getting a bit nerdy in here......... lol

It's a mixture of a nerd and pervert.

Just a little bit!

God.... GET REAL PEOPLEZ! Unless you're Lara Croft, you cant be a $3X model and be a gunmaster at the same time! I just wish Aliens and more COOL stuff get the credit....

Get real in Unreal Tournament? Get real yourself.

I dont think $3X figures are GOOD in UNREAL things. ALIENS and MUTANTS and FUTURISTIC STUFF are better. not WOMAN that are almost BUTT NAKED.

Again, my POV

ok enough with the nude woman talk.........

do you want to attract feminist to here????

Not me.

I don't think feminists will find us in this small corner in the internet universe.

you would be surprised, they hunt at night by typing sexist phrazes into google. they could pop out of a bush at any moment.......... (cyber bush that is......)

Hmm.... We will slaughter any of them that get in our way!

Yeah, line them up on the top of the Bulwark tower (in DM-1on1-Bulwark) and pin them down one by one with a sniper.

Me likey.

did i just hear a cyber twig snap?

EVERY ONE GET DOWN!

I'd rather say take up the shotguns.

yah umm......

thats what i said

...kind of an interesting story this time, I was running back with the last flag in CTF-Face classic when one of my bots got in my way, so I quad jumped over it, turned around and got to see it turn into a human firework as an rpg hit it, I burst out laughing after got the capture because all I could think was that, that rpg was meant for me. Moments like that make me happy that bots don't have feelings.


I really need to give up my obsession with Face....but hey it's the first map I played when I played the first UT...that and DM-Bathroom, and AS-Overlord, by the way anyone know of any remakes of those last two?

I love CTF-Face, the layout and gameplay it offers is just classic!
But I'm not aware of remakes for those maps, I never heard of DM-Bathroom either...

yeah it definately deserves classic status...maybe i wont buy 2007 if its not in there ,and dm-bathroom is definately something to look up on the original ut....so many fond memories of killing my best friend's dad's coworkers...and even his boss and his dad yelling up from the basement relaying locations and cover and stuff...good old days...i was maybe 13 then...