Then lets start it up again!
Granted, but the Xbox360 controller is really a remote control to a bomb in your house and unknowingly you detonate the bomb!

I wish for more hair.

Granted, but it doesn't stop to grow and you become gandalf.
I wish a Electric Guitar.

Granted, but it doesn't come with an amplifier.

I wish for less hair.

The electric guitar doesn't stop making noise and you become deaf.

HA!

Okay I wish for an AMD athlon 64 X2 6000+ processor.

DARN TOO LATE

Granted, But the hair begins to grow inside your cranium, exploding your head.
lol, we are so macabre.
I wish snow here.

Granted, but the snow blocks any ways of leaving your house and you are stuck in there and you just ran out of food and there is no electricity and ... and .... and ... its so cold no matter how many layers you put on you still experience hypothermia.

I wish for a billion dollars

w00t! second day registered and I'm already a sarge!

Granted,you receive a billion dollars,but after a short time of reveling in the moooonay the billion dollars gets sucked into an alternate dimension.

I still wish I didn't burn a picture of a poor burning writhing dog in the deepest recesses of my mind.

Granted, but instead you covered the dog with acid.
I wish to discover the meaning of life.

Granted, you find out theat life is meaningles and you kill yourself.

I wish i could get the end of the song "closer" by NiN out of my head

Granted, but now it is in your left arm.

I wish my computer had more modern hardware.

Granted, but your computer gets a modern virus and gets modern problems

I wish i could find a way to update my Windows messanger

gramted but now you are spammed to death by viruses and spambots
I wish for a kitten

Granted, but your new kitten hates humans.

I wish my computer could do protein folding simulation and gaming at the same time.

Granted, but your computer messes them up and you end up with protein gaming and folding simulations

I wish i was good a drawing and draw what ever was on my mind

Granted. You draw the parasite that is leeching the nutrients out of your brain just before you die of a fatal hemorrhage.

I wish the next poster used only the letter g.

Answered, but i didn't use the letter.

I wish for lower gas prices.

granted, a new way of mining gas is found, gas prices fall. but the mining causes a huge explosion that forces the earth part, you die in space.

I wish for a baked potato

Granted, but it is too big for you and you rupture your stomach.

I wish thet I didn't have to go into school tomorrow (its the last day!)

granted, but you have summer school the day after...

I wish for a nuke.

youve gotten your wish alright but it was detonated when it was sent you have 5 second to leave the forum
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dud
have a nice day

no wish?

Tanith gets blown off forum

i wish i had a better chair and bigger desk..

congrats you got your wish, but its literally on top of you

I wish a had a slew arsenal of Half - life 2 weapons at my disposal

You look at the butbait in your hands and then scream as an Antlion guard rams you into a wall.

I wish that all of it was not it.

Congrats, but the sound is so loud, that it blows your eardrums out.

I wish for a UT3 Sniper Rifle

Granted. You now have control of a storm of evil runes. But you lose control, get evil runes burnt into your skin and are dragged into Hell by a demon.

I wish Shadowdump would keep that image burnt into his mind and that this won't backfire on me.

Classic.

Anyways, granted, but while recreating the event that burned the image into Shadowdump's head, you develop an even worse mental problem.

I wish for a glorious death in battle with a demon.

Damn it, thats not glorious!

Meh...

Corruptions a bitch ay?

I wish for a M50 to allow me to survive the oncoming hoard of zombies.