Granted, But there are real crickets in there, and they're pissed.

I wish for Katana.

Granted, it chops off your ummm, *cough*

I wish that George Lucas realizes the potential of the CGI Star Wars movie to make more based on the rise of Thrawn/ Empire after the destruction of the second death star and the death of palpateine.... seriously, i want it. 2 years George, well spend 4 or something years making the new trilogy. Just make it and make it ♥♥♥♥♥ awesome and epic. and use the voices of all the original actors... even if Hamil is being an ass about it.

Granted, but it is only available on HD-DVBDVVD. And the HD-DVBDVVD player is already obsolete and impossible to buy because of the new Red-Ray beating it out.

I wish for more cowbell.

Granted, but the cow that the cowbell is attatched to kicks you in the junk into a steelworking' forge full of molten metal.

I wish that my chance of people reading the posts right remains the same and that my chance of them following it increases signicantly.

Granted, the chance of them reading the posts properly increases to 99.9%. The chance of them then following said post increases to 99.9%. The chance of people actually reading your posts drops to .001%.

I wish the next poster was Darkonxy.

Granted. But i assassinated darkonxy in his sleep and became the next poster.

i wish for a water molecule.

granted but it tips the balance of nature by putting 1 too many molecules in the atmosphere, the world freezes over!

i wish for wisdom

granted. you now know how to make pancakes.

i wish for a DVD rewinder.

Granted, But you have to rewind the DVDs personally using a large rachet wheel. It takes 2 days to rewind 10 minutes.

I wish for autumn to happen now

Granted, but god smites you for screwing up the law of seasons.

I wish for a T10 toxic grenade.

OMG, thanx X, really made me lol.


Btw, granted. Cept it explodes in your hand, you loose your mouse hand AND you suffocate to death.

I wish for the Nintendonut.

Granted, you get a 'jam' donut with mario's face imprinted on it. The 'jam' is made from nintendo employees.

I wish for a dentist who isn't either incomprehensable (very south african accent) or a gandalf lookalike.

Granted, but your dentist looks like the grim reaper, no wait, it is the grim reaper.

I wish for Dual D49 Revolvers.

Granted, but you don't have any ammo for them.

I wish that this forum would be phpBB3.

granted, but the posts can't be converted so it would be an empty forum!

I wish I had a script to convert this forum to phpBB3 !
(not sure if that fits in the rules)

Sidebar:
Within 10 days, this thread has reached 10 pages, and the number 4 spot of all time active threads on this site...this is quite a record!! keep going guys...

Granted, but other moderators stop you from doing so.

I wish my first upcoming high school year would go by without incident

Granted, but the script is still in beta version so it will be problematic to use.

I wish for version 3.5 of XMPlay.

Granted, but your computer gets screwed up in the process of downloading it.


Sidebar: Damn, 4th most popular topic.

I wish for cake for this achievement.

Granted it turns you into a undead

I wish for a steak that cuts like butter



(there is some timing problems)

granted, but since you wished it was like butter, it became butter and it tastes ilke it too.

I wish for a crossbow.

Granted, you get two bows that are crossed over and hopelessy tangled up.

I wish that i was capable of making my dreams become reality but not my nightmares

Granted, but you are sleeping, FOREVER!

I wish for the powers of darkness for good.

Granted, The Darkness snakes spill out of your back then proceed to devour you

I wish for more 'dark' movies.

Granted, but you get a lot of disney animations and religiously themed movies.
I want this topic closed by bjossi.

Granted, but I opened it back up immediately and none of you even noticed.

I wish someone just like Sergeant Kelly ate all my posts.

Granted, but your post got corrupted once again.

I wish I had an MJ12 trooper to cover my six.



Sidebar: Lol, I still have this thread beat by around 6000 views.

Granted, but he sees you as a traitor and executes you.

I wish for a M30 Tac

Granted, but it's broken and the wish only grants one.

I wish for a BW 3.0 for UT2 that has all the weapons RS ditched plus all bugs fixed.

Granted, but it never comes because they stopped making BW for UT2004.

I wish for the next poster to have my wish in backwards.

You are supposed to grant my wish. I did the same mistake as you earlier; only granting a wish partially, the negatives aren't supposed to hinder the wish itself.

Anyway, granted, but it is also upside down.

I wish for a remake of Quake 2.