Granted, you die..

I wish for a river of fire

Granted, but the fire burns you to a crisp before you get to enjoy it.

I wish for an XBox 360 (oh please don't tell me the moment I turn it on I get the RROD)

Granted, you get an Xtreme Box thats made of card-board, its Xtreme because its been coloured in with crayons

I wish for a better computer and teh internet upstairs.

Granted, but it takes 30 odd years to pay off your loan for buying the new computer and have to pay 99 dolars a month for the faster internet.

I wish for happiness.

Granted. but you must search it, and it takes you 90 years.
I wish I could see a Alien, the meaning of life, and the center of the universe.

Granted, the alien terminates you

I wish a disaster happens when school is about to start so school would be delayed

Granted, but you die in the disaster.

I wish that I cannot die in any way + I never age older then 25.

Granted, but you grow bored of time, and decide to go to sleep forever eternity.

I wish for Ginger Ale,eh?

Granted, it didn't come in a glass or bottle, or anything like that though

I wish for some cool clothes

Granted, there is one pink T-shirt with "I am gay" in the front, and one saying "I hate old school hiphop"
I wish metalllica new disc now.

Granted, but their style has switched to Hungarian Disco and you hate it.

I wish for a Warhammer 40k mod for UT2004.

Granted... http://files.filefront.com/UT40K+v1+Bet ... einfo.html

But it's a BETA!And it will never be finished.

I wish it would be.

granted, they cancel it

i wish i could find more silly animated pictures to put up

Granted, but you neglect to host them yourself and you end up getting perma-banned when the images' host decides play an evil trick and switches the urls to gay porn.

I wish for a tin of delicious loose-leaf genmaicha green tea.

Granted but you loose your sense of taste.

I wish for a trip across space ( in a nice space craft )

Granted, but the space craft barely ticks a Asteroid, and it blows up.

I wish for a Breaking Benjamin T-Shirt.

Granted, but it is a shirt made English breakfast tea and it scolds you when you put it on.

I wish I could go on a rampace in a tank.

Granted, you rampage around in an oil tank and drown.

I wish for more polygons

Granted, but You kill 99% of users computers, and anyone now want to kill you.
I wish to visit Mars.

Granted, but you forgot to put on your helmet, now you pressurized.

I wish for something cool...

Granted, here's an ice cube, have fun!!

I wish that my Rivet Gun idea will be discussed about

Granted, but Captain Xavious becomes furious suddenly nad decides to delete all RS forums and you are killed by X-minions.
I wish to visit USA/Europe

Granted, but you get mugged by gangsta's

I wish for money.

Granted. but at this time World becomes a Happy and democratic place where No one rules and no one is commanded. to do so, money was abolished, and now anyone is on beautiful plains in the middle of their countries, where flowers grow with LIFE and no more wars are fought.[size=7px](this means no FPS shit)[/size] and then, all humans Unite themselves as the Happy United Terran League.
is means you will only have green paper.
I wish I could play electric guitar perfectly(and have one too)

...

Granted, but you trampled by millions and billions of fans.

I wish for no more pain and hunger.

Granted, but everyone is so hopped up on morphine and other drugs that they simply don't feel hungry and everyone starves to death. Or worse.

I wish for one more time.

Granted. you get dipped in acid one more time.

i wish for a spoon.
(so i can eat strawberry yogurt)

Granted, but its an evil spoon. It stares angrily at you, but thats about it.

I wish for a partridge in a spear tree.

Granted, but as you reach for the partridge, you get impaled by the spear.

I wish for this to be entered into the book of records as it must be the fastest growing thread ever.

Granted, it goes right next to the Tomato Sauce drinkers and belching contest winners.

I wish for a pet Symplegade