Granted, but rap will still exist.

I wish I could witness a supernova in my lifetime.

Granted. The Sun explodes, killing everyone.

I wish for an unstoppable giant mecha and the skills to pilot it.

granted because it is unstoppable you accidentally drive through your favourite fast food joint destroying everything, the companny goes bankrupt because of the bill.

I wish life were like a box of chocolate!

Hah! I don't have a favorite fast food joint!

Granted, but the chocolates are all filled with stuff you hate.

I wish for a plasma sword and the skills and strength to wield it against an unstoppable army of ninja robots. And win.

Granted, but while you're celebrating your victory, you trip and stab yourself..

I wish i could download the UT3 patch 1.3..

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Granted, but rap will still exist.

I mean the bad rap, Soulja Boy, Fiddy, them dumbass boys, nothing wrong with rap except for the mainstream

Back on topic:
Granted, you could download it if you wanted to, but suddenly you have a change of heart caused by some pixieb!0tcH called Margaret, who made you download the new cd of Ne-Yo

I wish people wouldn't be so negative these days

Granted, people become positive, so positive that you can't beleive how positive they are. Every person becomes 100 % positive, than you wake up and realize it was only a dream.

I wish Carlos Santana would have a concert here in my city.

Granted, but once he gets there, he dies of a stroke, you get blamed for it.

I wish for Bender.

Granted. You cannot afford the tickets.

I wish for perfect marksmanship.

granted, but the bullet goes so straight, it goes through hell, so the devil gets hit, he comes to visit you and you end up his servent!

I wish for a food replicator (as found in Star Trek!).

Granted, but you are so clumsy that you break it. LOL
I wish for a LG KU990.

Granted, but the item you receive is a felt gasket from a steam hammer (item replacement index number: LG KU990)

I wish that channels other than bbc and sky movies would stop putting advert breaks in films.

Granted, now there aren't any commercials anymore, you won't have enough time to get some snacks and some booze, you starve to death because of this

I wish for a Mossberg 500 with the right ammo and an attachable bayonetknife, and I wont get killed or hurt by any means

Granted, but you kill another person and land in jail for 400 years for manslaughter.

I wish for Monkeys.

Granted. They destroy your house and throw poop at you.

I wish for delicious sushi, soy sauce, wasabi, and chopsticks on a plate, so that I may eat it all and be content.

congrats you got you wish but it was poison and well you died instantly , well at least you died with a smile
I wish that all the hippies in the world died

heh, I just finished having some.

Anyways, granted, but the world is a lot less happy.

I wish for some more nachos.

Granted, but it's frozen in a 2 ton block of ice.

I wish for all the money in the world.

Granted, but it depriciates the value of money so much that the world more or less reverts to a feudal system, bringing on another dark age and plagues due to insufficient funds for health care and proper hygiene.

I wish for a bigger hair drier (to thaw that block of ice...).

Granted, you have no way to make it work properly, everytime you hit the butten, it falls apart again

I wish for the next poster to make a really nice wish

Granted... see below.

I wish for luminous's bowels to implode.

(believe me,that was very nice compared to what I could wish)

Granted, but the implosion takes you with it.

I wish for A O-Katana.

Granted, but the blade is so sharp that it rents the very fabric of the universe, allowing the nothingness of the outside to leak in and consume us all.

I wish for 284,506 jaffa cakes

Granted, but it's made of rubber and glue

I wish for Blood Stain Child to come to my house and play "Freedom"

Granted, the blood stained child make you blood stained too

I wish I can travel through time

Granted, but you end up in the year 19929, and humans are extinct there.

I wish for money.

Granted. You receive 1000 Billions, and buy a small place in the moon. however, Criminals are attempting to kill and get your money. after you called some Moon marines to protect you, you discover that those are actually criminal, as they attempted to kill you from 1 kilometer with a railgun(like that mission in COD4 but with a Railgun in a Moon Colony). however, they don't hit your head, but your legs got shoot by the railgun, and they got violently destroyed by those. after this, you want revenge, as they stole all your money from Earth with a Hacker. you encounter a secret Laboratory, called Blood Gear. you make a deal with them: they'll contruct mechanical legs in you, and you will get all your money again and pay them. they also contruct a Minigun in your Right arm and a D49 in your left arm. however, you go to Earth and there you get shooted in the head by a Railgun.

I wish I could use a Railgun.

O...k...?

Forgetting something.

Granted, but you shoot your, um... yeah, let's not go there.

I wish for a D49 that can destroy Saturn.

Granted. once you shoot saturn, the HE .1000 bullet used by this modified D49 reaches the core of Saturn. it causes a terrible chemical reaction and a Colossal Nuclear explosion is triggered. then, the radioactive cloud comes to the sun, where another Chemical-reaction, Know as Fujinimadii-foyes, causes the Sun to collapse and create a powerful Black Hole. the last humans survived, because they were in Gliese 581 B, but you don't survive. not because of the explsion, but by a conspiracy group that loves Saturn and thinks that Saturn is the home of the Sumerian Gods and Demons. with the black hole, all solar system and a near system are LOST.

I wish i could live in Moon