Granted, but you don't have any ammo for it...

I wish for a leading role in our fall show.

lol never got one from her before

back on topic: Granted, you get the role and you mess up

I wish for a utopia

Granted, it soon turns into a dysotopia

I wish for world war three and some zombies

Granted, Russia had accidents with bio-engineering and hordes of zombies are loose all over the world. US thinks it as an attack and world war 3 begins. Sadly, you die of a terrible painful fever before you get to see it all.

I wish that the next person doesn't wish anything.

Granted, but because they didn't wish for anything, their post was deleted.

I wish for a 1000 gallon tank of tea, that is mounted in the attic, with a ppipe leading down into my room. The tea is made up just the way I like it and is hot but not boiling. The pipe is used to fill cups.

Granted, but the valve on the pipe sticks open and floods your house.

I wish for the weather to cool down a bit.

Granted, but it cool's down too much and now you are cold.
I wish that school wouldn't exsist

Granted.

I wish for a donut that I actually get to eat this time around.

Granted, but you choke on it and die, but you did eat it, so you die with bits of donut in your stomach.

I wish for a Chocolate Ice cream cone.

Granted. You get an ice cream cone, covered in chocolate, but without any ice cream in it.

I wish for ice cream cones to put my stock pile of ice cream in. We just loaded up today.

nice man

Granted, the ice cream cones are made out of ice cream

I wish for nothing bad to happen

Granted. Nothing happens at all. For all eternity.

I wish for a better MP3 player.

Granted, but it's read-only and chock full of Hip-Hop and R&B..

I wish for redemption..

Granted, a redeemer missile is flown into your house.

I wish for a lifetime supply of clotted cream fudge.

whats wrong with good hiphop...

Granted, but it's dumped inside your body

I wish for a dead 50cent once more

Granted. but since he died 2 times, he is living again. wanting revenge, he raises a powerful army of skeletons and begin to kill anyone and sing while killing people. after this, the old norse powerful elder first ancient important super gods become angered by this and begins a terrible war between 50cent and his skeletons and the old norse powerful elder first ancient important super gods, and vinking warriors in search of wisdom triggers a powerful old artifact of the forerunners, and then it unleashes a powerful covenant invasion. with this, the nanosuit user (crysis guy here) 117 comes and invade the covenant planet, where they discover that they were making a terrible deal with Necris corporation, and all covenant forces are powerful. angered by this, sir 117 go to the black mesa and begin a experiment. however, it called terrorist forces from CoD4, that then begins to kill anyone and launch 6 nuclear warheads at USA. USA then sends the 300 Spartans, 117 included, and finally kills all the terrorists. humans continue using energy weapons, but then some aliens called Skrith comes with energy protection armor and all humans are ♥♥♥♥♥. then, ballistic weapons begins to be produced, and then Rainbow Counter-terrorism organization comes and end those Skrith bugs. but then a meteor crashes in earth and a new generation of life begins*COUGH*Spore*COUGh*.
you don't want to know the rest, do you?

I wish the next poster makes a smaller post than this one.

[size=7px]Granted, but it's too small...[/size]

I wish for Crom Faeyer (Mjolinir as i call it)

Granted, but I don't know what Crom Faeyer means, so I can't corrupt this wish.
I wish that pizzamen would deliver pizzas with a Thor Tank

granted, but they shoot them too

I wish I knew what a Skrith looks like

Granted, but a sharp blade will go through your head shortly after you find out.

I wish RS made more weapons for UT3.

Granted. The guns are the most awesome things known to man and make UT3 the game of the decade. However, the following conspires against you:
- The game mesteriously goes out of print.
- All current disks in storage are destroyed by a fire.
- Others buy up all the rest of the disks due to the awesomness.
- Steam (and other online stores (including illigal downloads)) are mesteriously blocked by the Icelandic government's new firewall (also, you can only access websites devoted to lolcats and sheep).
- Your computer is wravaged by a virus, and although you manage to backup your important files, you are forced to reformat your harddrive.
- Your personal copy of UT3 is destroyed when you step on it (if applicable).

I wish to be more betterer at corruptions.

granted! you corrupt everything and the world burns up in nuclear war and i amthe only one who survives... oh, and a botload of hot girls and then we repopulate the planet!

I wish the previous was true...

Granted but the chicks aren't hot in looks but temperature because of the radiation and you die because of overheating. Now the world is completely empty of life! I however, fled to mars before the war and built a whole colony there with specific selected people.

[size=7px]hey,, you forgot to wish....[/size]

I wish Bulska would make a wish

Granted, but when he wants to make a wish a cat steals his thong.

No wish?

I wish for tons of money, and not get squashed by it.

Granted, you get exactly 1 imperial ton od money in the form of Zimbabwean 1 cent coins.

I wish for a concious pet rock.

Granted. but it peed on your rug and ran away.

i wish for a PS3.

Granted, it is very laggy

I wish that BCoreV21 would recompile again