Granted, but no one want to listen you because you are talking too much.
(ok this time i wont forgot)

I wish schools got bombed with nuclear bombs!

you get killed in the fallout afterwards

I wish for the right to bring guns to school

granted..the other kids shoot you first XD

i wish that Dimebag Darrell didn't die D:

granted, he has a stroke instead..

I wish for that car in trunkmonkey's avatar

Granted, but in when you get the car bomb exploded.

I wish someone tells me all secrets in pentagon.

Granted, but since the pentagon was built to distract attention from the ream HQ, there is actually nothing in there (thus no secrets).

I wish for a super pheasant 362ft high, that follows my commands and can crush houses.

Granted, but after crushing thousands of houses, it turns on you and crushes your house with your family in it.

I wish for a Bigger Zune.

Granted, but you drop it on your foot, thus shattering your foot and leaving a large dent in the floor.

Its big.

I wish for a sock.

Granted, but it doesn't match with any of your other ones.

I wish I had more plug sockets in my room so that I don't have to worry about blowing the fuse on my fourgangs.

Granted. but thare those wierd circular socket thingys.

i wish i wasent insane.

granted, but instead you can't speak, or hear..

i wish for a break.

Granted, but after break there is 100% more job.

I wish the most latest game could run on ATI REDEON 9550

Granted, but after 22 minutes the Video card is fried.

I wish for a Railgun

Granted, a man in a white coat comes to your house, blowdarts you and steals your D49 along with all your ammo. Several days later, it comes back. The bullets have been replaced with z-gauge model railway rails. Your D49 is now a 'railgun'.

I wish for an endless supply of fried egg and bacon butties.

Granted, but they're all rubber...

I wish for Pizza.

granted but the wish granters arent very good at making pizzas and it doesnt taste very nice.

I wish for my wish about the next person that makes a wish have to eat his own poop come true.

Granted, but I have a secret type of cake with the code name 'poop'. I eat this.

I wish I lived above a fish n chips shop, and had free food from said vendor.

granted, you get the leftovers from other peoples plates, and it's always dripping with grease..

i wish for Rage.

Granted, you get in a large rage and have to be subdued by tranquiser darts. You wake up in an all male prison shower...

I wish for 3 less wishes.

Granted, but because the limit is 1 wish per post you now have -2 wishes which means you are not allowed to wish for two of your posts from now

I wish for a lolcat

Granted...



...but it eated your soul.

I wish for a french fry.

Granted, now you have a crazed lunatic who can only speak french.

I wish for a Berserk Powerup.

Granted, but you step onto a wooden plank bridge and meet a rather painful end. [size=7px](Stamford Bridge)[/size]

I demand to be able to wish for better tasting cider.

dont drop the soap XD lol jk


granted. then you forget to wish for better tasting cider and rabid monkeys come and tear you limb from limb for forgetting to wish.

i wish i could make more money at my job D:

woops double post D:

granted. its in monopoly paper money.

i wish for more Happy Tree Friends.
WARNING! EXPLICIT VIOLENCE! [size=7px]
then again, BW has the bloody hell mutator... [/size]


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Granted, but you get impaled by a tree from Lumpy.

I wish for a Holy grenade.

Granted, but you count to five.

I wish I could choose to be able to see in colour, b&w, infrared or radiowaves.

granted, but you lose control of the infrared, the radiowaves cause your hair to fall out, the colours are to bright so your eyes hurt, and b&w get's turned into w&b

I wish for a statue of myself

granted, but you will turned to stone and be the statue.

i wish for 3 wishes.