WH20K? holy shi-
IT EXISTS??
AWESOME!

For the first time in over 850 posts, this thread went off topic.

ahh the cycle of life.
on topic:
treadhead:
granted but however, it peed on your rug and ran away.

i wish for a diffrent username

Granted, it's point-your-gun-at-me-and-shoot-the-living-crap-me. Oddly, they do so.

I wish for people to stop using Storm, I used it first! stop copying me!

granted, but since you are now the only user, steam has to shut down.

i wish for more hoes.

granted:

i wish for less cowbell

granted you get less cow and more bull (and yes that was a bad pun so get over it )

i wish redbull would give you wings.

Granted, but they are hard to control and you fly straight into a Rolls Royce attached to a A380.

I wish I didn't have to pull mould off my sandwiches

Granted, you eat the mold.

I wish for a 100% on my english assignment.

Granted, you get a 100% FAIL

I wish for laser beams with sharks strapped to their heads.

granted, they hunt you down.

i wish i could see my future 30 year old self in a crystal ball right now.

Granted, but unfortunately you saw a skrith individual in your future as a 30 year old. Before you had a chance to realize you were in danger you had a big and sharp blade go through the right eye and stick out of the back of your head.

I wish all the CDs I wanted were available in the same shelf in a store, specially labelled 'Bjossi's Shelf'.

granted, but you can never find the store.

i wish for more gummi bears.

granted, but they are stale and moldy.

I wish for a crossbow with lasers

Granted, the bowstring of the crossbow is a laser beam. This means it is completly useless.

I wish for enough paper money to choke a donkey

Granted. But they are all counterfeits. And counterfeit ones, as well.

I wish I had a pet Tyranid mini-carnifex (Cuddlefex) that would not eat me, my friends, or family, or get killed, or run away, or permanently damage my property, or eat my other pets. And, also, be SUPER LOVEY-WUBBY ADOWABLE!!!

Now I'm confiscating your brain for science,specifically to see What Went Wrong.

I wish for a lolcat

granted, it claws out your eyes. its message is "IM IN UR SKUL, EETIN UR AYZ."

i wish for a new computer.

*Drooling and delirious, tosses a pile of dirt filled with grenades labeled 'Computer'*

I want my brain back. And to know WHY it was confiscated for wanting SUPER LOVEY-WUBBY creautres!

Granted,you get your brain back and told you why thay confiscated your brain, but shortley after, thay euthanized you for having uncurible brain cancer.

i wish for 3D animating skills.

Granted, but you only ever create boobs

I wish for a car.

granted, it has no wheels and no steering wheel.

i wish for mad h4x0r skillz.

Granted, but others get angry and form a torch and pitchfork mob to oust you from the internet.

I wish for a PTRD and some HE bullets.

Granted, but you eat them.

I wish for unlimited Gb space on my drives.

Granted, but....

I wish for a faster internet

granted, its only .00001 bytes per hour faster.

i wish for a german car.

Granted, you get a Wirblewind Flakpanzer IV. It's not street legal, unfortunately.


I wish I had modelers to make me a nice SM-AT/AA replacement.

granted, but they hate you and plot (and succeed) to kill you. you dont live long enough to see the finished models.

i wish for a spaceship.

granted, but it doesn't have artificial gravity and always accelerates too fast.

I wish for las0r.