How's everything coming along?

heh, Beta testing still and making some surprises.

However, I'll start a contest.

The winner shall gain a picture of the new weapons, plus a Beta link in a PM!

However, you shall do the next steps:

1. Go to Chuck Norris house and say that he is gay. you must not be roundhousekicked in the face, though. you need to post the pictures here.

2. show me a picture of you gaining a "Wicked Sick", "Headhunter" and a "Holy shit", all of these awards ONLINE, and against either Sgt Kelly or Kaboodles.

3. Eat 19 Pizzas. also, post pics.

4. Achieve the Seriously 2.0 achievement of GOW 2.

5. show your pic in the peak of mount Everest.

6. play against GODLIKE bots with ONLY the X3 knife, while they are allowed to use any other weapon.

7. post a pic of a UFO. you need to be in the pic too.

Alright, il get started.

I failed at one.

Glosmostinex, I think this picture really sums up your contest, every section of it:

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19 pizzas, over time, is not impossible. You'd take all day, and shit a storm, but you'd not have to eat for DAYS if the body efficiently got what it needed from the pizza.

Skyfe: I do this great opportunity for you and you give this to me?
do you think that the rules are difficult?
remember that you don't need to do in that order!
this is the only opportunity to see the weapons(and surprises) before the release!
Ok, I think that 1, 5 and 7 are difficult to certain people, so I guess I will do other rules.

1.Drink 5 Beer bottles, and answer the following questions:
A. What is the current population of Malawi?
B. What is the SCIENTIFIC name of the asian elephant?
C. are you drunk?
D. How many volcanoes Venus has?
E. How many people existed in 1347 A.D?

note that you must not show that you're drunk.
you need to show a video of you Drinking and anwearing these questions.

5.Play the Solo of "Holy Wars...The Punishment Due-Megadeth" while you sign the lyrics of "Disposable Heroes-Metallica".
Video too.

7. construct a Lego city with a Hospital, a House, a Police station,Fire station and Airport. after this, you will throw a Molotov in your city. ater the city is burning, pick the Fire station truck, go to a nearby Sink, get some water and stop the Fire!
Video is needed too.


NOTE: Runestorm, Sgt Kelly or me ARE NOT responsible for any side effects of this contest. do it at your own risk.

PRIZE: if you complete this contest, I will give you a link to the Beta and a collector edition of Sgt Kelly weapons, including it in a CD and various concept art of the weapons! furthermore, I will pay your funeral because after 5 days you will die by cirrhosis.
You will gain it via PM. you shall not give information about the pack to another person. do this and I'll cut your testicles with a Fire axe.

Good Luck!

And that means you skyfe and QuadraxisMk2!

5 beer bottles are nuthin the f**k wit XD

Seriously. After 5 beer bottles i have just to go to the toilet. 5 Liter beer maybe!

Why not use a rusty bone saw instead? More screaming that way. Messier though.

Havent said a word to ANYONE...

I'm almost done Whit the list, i just have to finish the lego city and burn it, but i think my cirrhosic liver won't last long.


how's the mod going, are you gonna include any surprise?
and by the way, how do i increase rank?

simple post more and stop asking about how the mods going , its going to get done when its done.

what has the world come to...

no more faith for humanity from me

don't worry kelly

Moar posts,savior, moar posts.

Alrighty, almost all the non-online bugs have been fixed up now.
All that's left to do is get the guns working effectively online and iron out the X83 mounting bugs.

The surprises are already coded in.

Thanks for the update Sgt. Kelly!

Depending on how long the X-83 turret bug takes, you may or may not see this in the release.

whats that?

A weapon, I guess.

Might be a red plasma weapon or a dark matter weapon. Dunno, still deciding.
Could potentially be a singularity generator or a hyper laser. Primary fire would probably require all 250 HVPC cells for one shot.


Now that there is only one bug left to fix be fixed, [Not counting turret model.] this will probably be the last thing going in. If it goes in at all.

Oh yesh! *waiting gently to fap towards the release*

Perhaps a gold finish as opposed to a black one.

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It seems too flashy and looks like a flamethrower imitation. I'd stick with the black.

Edit: I just noticed Glomsmostinex's second challenge. It's going to take more than five beers to slam me. Hand me the Jagermeister, someone...

Going back to the colors issue, gold would look good on a minigun or another machine gun. Pimp it up real good and nice, just like Army of Two

hmm... i don't know about this, i prefer the black

I'd have to go with the public on this one,black.

I'd save golden gun type details for pistols-n-such,they just don't work right with heavy weapons.

(Unless it's a minigun)

Black of course!

why don't you just release the X83 with the turret disabled.

Because we want turret.He asked us and we replied.